Homer is sent to jail after a haphazard, booze-free brawl at the Springfield St. Patrick, 's Day parade. When he goes to get his bail bond, Homer meets Lucky Jim and Wolf the Bounty Hunter and decides to try his own hand at the lucrative profession. The new-and-improved Homer the Bounty Hunter soon teams up with Ned Flanders to create quite the unlikely bounty-hunting duo, but when Homer, 's new no-mercy attitude gets the best of him, Flanders is less than impressed. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to her, Marge begins working at an erotic bakery.

Bart takes a cellphone discarded by Denis Leary and starts making prank calls pretending to be him; when Marge squeals on Bart to Leary, he tells her to turn on the phone's GPS tracker so he can find Bart, but Bart finds out and decides to send him on a snipe hunt

At a party thrown by new lottery winner Lenny, Bart meets his double, who is a member of Springfield's richest family, and trades places with him, unaware that the boy's brothers and sisters are trying to kill him so they can get his share of the estate

"Untitled Robot Parody" - Warring transforming robots stop fighting each other...and start fighting humans. "How to Get Ahead in Dead-vertising" - Homer kills people so they can be used for free in commercials. "It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse" - and it's not in a good mood after seeing all of those pumpkins killed for Jack-O-Lanterns. plus, Homer has a little trouble voting for Obama for President...

The Simpson clan takes a road trip to a cabin in the woods that Homer and Marge once vacationed at 20 years ago. In a series of flashbacks Homer and Marge reflect on some history from their courtship and Bart and Lisa recall some pleasant memories from their very early days.

Lisa discovers she has an impressive knack for solving crossword puzzles and she enters in a city-wide crossword tournament. Feelings are hurt though when Homer bets against Lisa in the championship match.

Homer suspects Bart's new friend, Bashir, of involvement with a terrorist plot to destroy the Springfield Mall.

Mr. Burns wins a professional basketball team in a poker game at the annual billionaire’s retreat. In an effort to lure fans he decides to build a state-of-the-art facility, but the stadium site is on the last remaining bee colony in Springfield and Lisa leads the charge to block Burns’ building.

Lisa and her new friend, Juliet, create a fantasy world that gives them a break from reality.

Homer once again takes a trip through his mind through the use of drugs. This time, he wonders what life would be like for him if he won a high school student council election that was rigged so he could lose.

Bart gets a perfect score on a practice test for a national achievement test, which not only rattles Lisa, but it means Bart gets to attend a special party instead of having to take the actual test. Meanwhile, Homer must avoid injuring himself for an entire afternoon after failing to pay his insurance.

When the adjustable rate on Homer’s home mortgage (taken out to pay for Homer’s annual Mardi Gras parties) increases drastically and Homer can’t make the payments, 742 Evergreen Terrace is sold...to Ned Flanders, who rents it back to Homer...at least until Homer demands that Flanders repair the house.

In this loose parody of The DaVinci Code, Maggie gets taken in by a convent of nuns, starting a chain of events that results in Lisa, Principal Skinner, and the Comic Book Guy racing against the Freemasons to find a jewel.

After neglecting his father during a three-legged race, Homer makes it up to Grampa Simpson by taking him to a pub in Ireland, only to learn that pubs aren't popular in Ireland anymore.

Homer and Marge decide to re-exchange their vows after discovering that their wedding (as seen in I Married Marge) is invalid. But just before the real wedding, Homer disappears.

Moe once again searches for love and falls for a woman named Maya over the Internet. However, when Moe meets Maya face-to-face, he discovers it's more like face-to-knee, as Maya is only three feet tall.

Once again, Bart and Milhouse's friendship becomes strained when one of them (Bart this time) falls for a new girl at school. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes depressed when she discovers that Springfield will be a barren wasteland in the future, and is put on medication that turns her into a mindless zombie.

While Marge shuts herself off from the world after finding a sauna in the basement of the house, Homer becomes a more overbearing parent by pushing Bart to succeed academically and pushing Lisa to become more social.

After Springfield Elementary is given the dubious distinction as The Worst School in America, the Simpsons move to Waverly Hills. As Bart adjusts to the new school, he begins a rumor that Lisa is friends with Alaska Nebraska, a Hanna Montana-esque pop singer. Meanwhile, Homer rents an apartment for himself and poses as a bachelor.

While at a nail salon, Marge and Lisa argue over whether or not a woman can be smart, beautiful, and powerful all at once, which is just as good an excuse as any to do an anthology show, featuring four stories of women trying to survive in a man's world, from Aunt Selma as Queen Elizabeth I to a grown-up Maggie Simpson working as an architect in a parody of Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead.

The citizens of Ogdenville swarm into Springfield after the Krusty Burger's veggie burgers causes their economy to tank, which prompts Mayor Quimby to close off the borders of Springfield and citizen Homer goes on border patrol.